Claire from Bow asked our relationship and advice-in-general guru, Uncle Ning, exactly what she could do this weekend with her elderly gran. Let's see what Ning pulled out of the bag...
"So the old fossil is coming to visit you for tea and scones. Yeah Whatever!
You should first crack off the night at The Medieval Banquet, with unlimited Beer and wine. That should really get her happy and she will feel right at home with the other crony's from the Victorian Age. Once she's pulled the falsies out and tucked into the four course banquet she'll have energy to burn.
Next stop, Ibiza Spain. Defected in the house @ Pacha - Ibiza Clubbing 2006. If she complains about her hip then just hand her a whiskey and send her up to the dance floor to bust some moves with the house legends like Junior Jack & Kid Crème, Sandy Rivera, Simon Dunmore, Shovell and Trevor Nelson. Book tickets before you go to skip queues and ensure discounts
Pop out of the club around 5am, if you can tear your Gran away from Raul the pool boy, and catch the stunning Spanish sunrise while chowing down on a Spanish Omelette at the local eatery. Get yourself back to London for a two for the price of one Floatation Tank Experience where you and your granny can recover and reflect on living every lastminute.com."
Er, thanks Uncle Ning. No shameless plugging there at all, is there...
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